Aren’t you?
After all, some knucklehead in Washington D.C. is making decisions that will change your life. And, they aren’t listening to “what you want”, representing “what you need”, or even caring about “what you do”…
Unless it takes money out of their pockets!
Don’t get me wrong… this isn’t going to be a “political blog” or even one that represents one side against the other. It’s a blog about…
COMMON SENSE.
You know… for instance… that little thing that Kanye West lacks. Can you imagine that? Some belligerent “Thug wannabe” jackass getting up on stage to hurt a little girl, whose “crime” was having the audacity to WIN an award??
I really felt bad for Taylor Swift!
Welcome to MTV! Here’s a huge dose of stupidity to get your career started!
Can you imagine if he’d done that to somebody like Steven Tyler, or even Pink?
“Stupid thuggie say whaaaaa?” WHAP! POW! BLAM!
I wish he’d done it to Pink, instead! He’d be getting his grill replaced…
I’m fed up with Kanye West. In fact, I’m gonna delete all his music from my iPod. Dumbass…
Wanna drive a Prius?
I don’t care.
Wanna be a Vegan, or a Mormon, or even… (gasp!) a Democrat?
I don’t care.
Wanna oogle Hooters girls, while you make your teen aged daughter dress like an Amish girl?
Yep… Don’t care!
Wanna ride a Harley, belch burritos, and just generally get into a lot of mischief?
Don’t care. Hey! Wait a minute… Maybe you’re starting to get my attention! 
Know what I care about?
The quality of the lives of the INDIVIDUAL.
That’s right. I care about You! I care about your right to be yourself, in spite of what those other idiots try to tell you!
I’m sick and tired of someone telling ME how I should live my life, while those greedy bastards ruin the envelope that I’m trying to live it in! You know… The nation.
I’m sick of corporations ruining the environment!
I’m sick of Jackasses raising my taxes!
I’m sick and tired of other people pretending to be smarter, wiser, and better than me.
I bet that you are, too!
So, we’re gonna explore a road where we take our independence back.
We’ll live like we want to. Hey, we might even live “off the grid” and kick the utility guys off the property for good!
That’ll work! And, it’ll save me some cash for iTunes!
If we do this right, we won’t have mortgages! We won’t pay “Association fees”! We won’t even pay attention, if we don’t want to!
Hey, we might even work “on-line”. The hell with commuting into the city, to work for some “corporate suit” who only cares about his $50 haircut!
We’ll drive what we wanna drive! Hey my “ideal” truck might belch bio-fuel, but it’ll still be a HUMMER. It’ll just be “green.”
Okay, it’ll be black, but it’ll belch “green.”
We’ll grow our own produce in high-tech recycled greenhouses!
We’ll brew our own beer!
Hey, we might even make our own clothes!
Or better yet, we’ll become NUDISTS!
That’ll keep the neighbors off the property, huh?
If you think like I think… you need medication… I know, I know…
Like I was saying, if you think like I think, then together, we should start a revolution!
Chant it with me…
“NO MORE SHEEP! NO MORE SHEEP!”
See ya next time!
